Welcome to Chris Butler Online!

Welcome to Chris Butler's brain.
You may get lost.
No seriously... get lost.

This is just a fantasy... what you are seeing isn't real.  It's all in my head.

I could be rational and "productive" with this website and showcase my talents, but I would much rather just goof around.  Look at me when I was a baby!

or

Look at me now!

You're still reading?  Weird.

Perhaps I will reward you for reading so far down the page... perhaps you'll get a piece of cheese.  Or an electric shock.

Ok, look... I could write several pages of this garbage because it's what goes through my head on a daily basis.  If I hadn't learned to control all of this chaos in my head you would see me on the evening news at least once a week.  If you REALLY want to know more about me, visit the "about me" tab.

0.0

Big brother is watching...